Stuff I Have Learned Today

What a "pee puck" is: Hilariously, it’s a frozen block of piss in the shape of a puck, which if crafted properly, can be slid under someone’s door for various reasons...

Why not to EVER have any dealings with Alienware:
Alienware are a corrupt company well established in their capitalist regime. They not only overprice their computers, but refuse to fix or replace broken parts after warranty, even if you pay.

I’ve had first-hand experience with this, alongside many others. More than 90% of their stuff is faulty (figure pulled out of my arse). I’ll do a larger write-up.

What about Dell computers? I used to just think Dell were bad because their computers were a little inferior. Not by much, just by gaming standards and the fact their bios was in-house software that wasn’t very well managed. However they are just as bad if not worse than Alienware. Their support staff are given a form for each customer who complains, their jobs are at stake if they don’t get the customer to call back between 10-15 times for whatever reasons. Think about that the next time you’re fobbed off.

I've added this hilarious : definition to Urban Dictionary.

Lesson: If you want a new desktop pc, build it yourself. If you want a laptop, search hard for a company with good customer support. Pull your finger out and get your ass to Mars.